Magnum P.I. Quotes

Katsumoto: I need your help, Magnum. Magnum: Tell me everything you know.

Tate: If I catch you sniffing around again, there will be consequences. Magnum: I’m not afraid of consequences, Mr. Walker. But you…

Pierre [to Magnum]: By the way, your car … so last year.

Juliet: You’re stuck, aren’t you? Jin: Like Winnie the Pooh.

Katsumoto [to Tate]: No hard feelings. Just doing my job.

Malia [to Rick]: Usually when some rando pulls something like this, I’m tempted to report them to the cops for stalking. But it seems…

Magnum [to Higgins]: You are really owning that chicken suit.

Thomas: That guy just totally checked you out. I guess he’s into chicks. Juliet: Please don’t.

Katsumoto [to Rick]: Is there a reason you’re eyeing my breakfast like a rabid mongoose?

Rick: How is that bacon? Are you enjoying it? Katsumoto: Almost as much as I’m enjoying your pain.