Major Crimes Quotes

Taylor: Not a great husband, I guess. But, a lot of natural charm!

Sharon: Jack what are you doing here at 3AM without calling me? Jack: Who the hell calls at 3AM?

Jack: Provenza, for you. I can’t believe he’s still around!

Lloyd: Okay, how dumb do you guys think I am? Nobody goes to prison for stealing beer. Not even really good beer.

Lloyd: It’s not a simple yes or no answer. Okay? The cashier was lying on the floor. Dead. I mean, what was I gonna do? Throw a twenty on…

Provenza: Are you drunk? Lloyd: No. I ran out of beer like two hours ago.

Provenza: God sakes Flynn, I take 20 pills a day with three glasses of wine and look how healthy I am. Just go on the drug.

Flynn: Hold my cleanse.

Sharon: Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.

Jason: Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001? Tao: Otherwise known as the PATRIOT Act….