Major Crimes Quotes

Sharon: Contrary to what you see on television, it takes more than an hour to get the results on DNA.

Jason: So what’s with all the blood? Tao: It’s what we call a clue, Jason. Excuse me.

Sanchez: That guys not our problem and don’t say hot pursuit.

Tao: I downloaded the free version yesterday, and all I had to do was enter a screen name. Mr. Clean.

Provenza: That’s it? The gays. They have it made.

Sharon: Don’t be concerned about this witness protection business. It’s not gonna happen.

Provenza: Oh geez. Why do I keep putting myself through this?

Sharon: One of the nice things about me DDA Rios, is that if I’m unhappy about something, people never really have to ask.

Provenza: Rusty has the right to have his guardian present! DDA Rio: His guardian? Are you saying my witness lives with you?

Flynn: Okay, never ending budget crisis. The morgue can’t get out here until 5 a.m. Provenza: That’s okay. She’s got no other place to be.