Marry Me Quotes

Jake: Why do you do it? Kevin 1: Kevin loves to ask questions while we’re watching our show, and I love not beating him to death with a…

Jake: Alright, you sure you want to do this Annie? Because once the noise has been brought, it cannot be unbrought. Annie: Oh bring the…

Laguna: Gil, we’re going out. Call me. My number’s 911.

Jake: So, good news. We are no longer at war over who watched “The Moors”. Gil: Oh thank God. Annie: When I thought Jake watched it I was…

Dennah: The other day, he [Gary] took me to the evidence room. Told me I could pick out anything I wanted. Gil: So what’d you get?…

Jake: I mean, it cannot be overstated how much a television program about social hierarchy and sexual atrocities in 19th century England…

Jake: I’m sorry I’ve been acting so weird lately. What can I say, it’s my testicles. Annie: I wish you could see them the way I see them….

Annie: Is it just me or do we look really good in this grainy footage? Kay: Oh my God, so good. You should make a sex tape. Annie:…

Annie: Jake may have called her baby Don Rickles, and as I’m saying that aloud I realized I should have piled on with Don Wrinkles.

Kay: Annie, what’s wrong? Annie: Jake’s acting weird, and not his usual…