Marry Me Quotes

Jake: We have decided to start thinking about talking about… Annie: … being prepared for a time in the future when we may want to…

Dennah: Hey where you been girl? Kay: Well, you left me alone with Linda the butcher, so I went home with 4 pounds of top sirloin and 110…

Annie: Kay, she [Kay’s ex-girlfriend] tried to buy a horse with your credit card. Kay: No, she didn’t try to buy a horse with my credit…

Kevin 1: Jake, I think you’re taking this whole thing with Gil way too hard. You know he’ll come back around. I’ve seen the way he looks…

Jake: Wow, you’re a real piece of work. Gil: Yeah well, you’re a real piece of what I work to push out of my bottom. Jake: That was…

Kay: When you guys [Annie and Jake] get married and have kids in a couple years, who knows who Gil will turn to for help. Some scam…

Annie: I always wished you and dad could get married. I guess I just didn’t think our weddings would be happening at the same time.

Kevin 2: So I don’t know what just happened, but what I do know is that my behavior has been Michael Lohan-level unfatherly. Annie: And I…

Jake: You know I always thought this bridezilla thing was just a myth, but Annie’s changed right in front of my eyes like Chris Pratt’s…

Annie: Hey bae. Jake: Is bae really that much shorter than babe? It’s literally the same amount of syllables. Annie: But that extra “b”…