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On Modern Family Season 6 Episode 14, Claire and Phil revisit one of their alter egos for Valentine's Day.

After Claire tells Phil that she wants to keep things low-key, he zips up his Clive Bixby costume for good. He also zips up his red satin pajamas, since Claire hates them. 

Phil gets to the hotel and Claire calls and says that she has car trouble, after already being 20 minutes late. She tells Phil to finish his drink and head home. After they hang up, Claire comes up to Phil dressed as Juliana and hits on him. The two have a wild night that includes stealing champagne, hooking up in a glass elevator, skinny dipping, and then some hotel room sex.

When it's time to head home, Phil is back to normal but quickly gets entranced when Claire puts back on her Juliana outfit. Claire is afraid he favors Juliana so she sets out to destroy the fantasy by bringing up gross things and insulting Phil's favorite movie.

Gloria's sister is in town and her flight gets canceled before Valentine's Day. Jay and Gloria cancel plans and decide to stay home and order in. Gloria twists her ankle and her sister hits on Jay. Manny gets dumped.

Cam and Mitchell visit a friend with a belated wedding present that they end up keeping for themselves.


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Modern Family Season 6 Episode 14 Quotes

I'm gonna miss that Juliana. That woman knows where the bodies are buried.


Phil: Happy Valentine's Day by the way.
Claire: Ew no, I'm gross and sweaty from running.