Murphy Brown Quotes

Murphy: Now that your near 30 and have your own TV show, I thought you could handle the responsibility.

Murphy: What’s that squeaking sound?

Murphy: Well, frozen peas are much better than a real icepack. Avery: Because? Murphy: Because vegetables are good for you. Duh!

Frank: Take my blessing, leave the cannoli.

Avery: This coming from a woman with a basement full of TV Guides? Murphy: I haven’t finished all the crosswords yet.

Frank: No big deal, I’m just milking this for the jello and sponge baths.

Murphy: That did not happen to my turkey. MY turkey grew up on a beautiful farm in Vermont with its own bed, turn down service every…

Frank: Because she loves you and wants to make you happy, and WE have to pay for it.

Phyllis: Thumb? That’s not a thumb. Why would an angry wife cut off her husband’s thumb?

Murphy: Miles, don’t you have any snide remarks to make? Miles: What’s the use? I’m as dead as my Aunt Cheryl.