Murphy Brown Quotes

Corky: Why don’t you just hit her over the head with a bedpan?

Corky: Well, how ’bout that? Sometimes a fairytale is, well, a fairytale. The big bad wolf eats little red riding hood, Hansel and Gretel…

Murphy: Aww, you guys, it’s just like high school minus the Cheetos dust and the faint smell of weed.

Murphy: Well, I’m my own jury, me times 12 and we voted to convict him. Unanimously!

Corky: Hey, I heard you have a, what do you call it? Podcast. So smart. At your age, best to have a platform where no one can see you.

Murphy: Aw, come on, we’re all adults here. Who’s hungry? I’ve got a half a yogurt and a purse full of mini meatballs.

Miles: What do you think? Of course I knew, you gay knucklehead!

Murphy: I like getting into the tub without some 180 pounder with a hairy back climbing in with me. That is not romantic. That is a…

Murphy: Welcome to the next two years.

Pat: Yeah, but do I have to wear this? It’s like something my parents would put me in to meet the wife they picked for me.