Murphy Brown Quotes

Murphy: He runs a zoo and all he does is throw raw meat to his audience.

Frank: Menopause has made you mean.

Murphy: Well, I’ve been lying to him since he was born. I know what I’m doing.

Phyllis: Hey pal, when you’re in this bar you’re in my America. And if you can’t behave yourself I’ll deport your ass right out that door.

Murphy: I never know what this kid is saying.

Miles: You go through assistants like dairy goes through me.

Murphy: Ed Shannon, so many shirts!

Murphy: Aww, why pick on Australia? Their animals have pouches, much like your stupid jacket.

Miles: Who could take Shannon down better than Murphy? Isn’t that worth the tradeoff?

Phyllis: As a matter of fact, I spent more than 20 years in one of the toughest divisions of the NYPD. Parking enforcement.