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After a lover's tiff Cece asks to crash in Jess' apartment. Schmidt and Winston become putty in her hands, but it's Winston who "closes with her" in the most innocent way possible. Cece sees the interaction between Jess and Nick and notes that Nick's body language indicate he likes Jess. This sends Jess into a panic, and leads to her acting weirder than usual.

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New Girl Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Jess: I don't need any help! Nick and I are friends. You don't know cause you don't have guy friends. You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Or, I'm sorry DJ Dia-beatit.
Cece: He has diabetes.
Jess: He does? Boohoo! I'm sorry. Is it bad? Cause I feel really bad.
Cece: He's fine, he takes medication.

I'm not like you! I don't just jump in the potato sack, with the first potato that I meet with diabetes!