Nurse Jackie Quotes

Coop: I know a thing or two. O’Hara: At the most.

Zoey: Miracles can happen everyday. Jackie: Like the day they invented rubbers. Try using them.

O’Hara:: Hugs for the continuing education, Dr. Cooper. You’ll know the next big thing, won’t you?!?

Fitch: Call Ortho, tell them the face of All Saints is just about done here.

Zoey: Not seeing a lot of people on their toes, other than Jackie and me.

Jackie: Caitlin, honey, listen to me: Shut the fuck up.

Jackie: I am here because I like you. Not because you have drugs. Eddie: You like me, huh? Jackie: What do you want me to say, Eddie?…

Jackie: I love this place, always remembers how I like my coffee. Eddie: Yes, it remembers all things related to her.

Coop: The whole good looking thing? More of a curse than a blessing. Akalitus: I can’t even imagine.

Jackie: There’s lots of reasons to have kids. Just as many not to.