Nurse Jackie Quotes

Coop: Hobnobbing is my gift. That, and really tiny stitches.

O’Hara: Don’t think so hard. Zoey: Not like I can help it.

O’Hara: You are many things, Jacks. Useless is not one of them.

Coop: Jackie Peyton, armed and dangerous. Jackie: Don’t tempt me.

Thor: Not that I wish diabetes on any of you. But look at the shit I need to eat.

Grace [to Jackie]: You shouldn’t be sleeping on the couch.

Kevin: Seriously, Jackie, you’re nuts. Jackie: Seriously, Kevin, you’re mine.

Zoey: I think I’m pregnant.

Coop: I almost have 1,000 Twitter followers now. Zoey: Is that a lot? Coop: Heck yeah!

Thor: I’m not in recovery. But I should be, for wedding cake addiction.