Nurse Jackie Quotes

Zoey: Hi. Jackie: Please don’t say hi every time you see me, okay? Once a week is plenty. In fact, if you go five days without saying hi,…

Dr. O’Hara: Okay, hypothetical. Jackie: Go. Dr. O’Hara: Eddie and your husband decide to become friends. Jackie: You know what… Dr….

Jackie: I think Grace is starting to unravel a little bit. It’s scaring the shit out of me. Dr. O’Hara: If you need anything, and I mean…

Zoey: I’m not sure that I can do this. I mean I… You and Mo-mo, you’re all so good at what you do. And the doctors… Oh my God!…

Jackie: Okay, a quick hypothetical. What would happen to a student nurse if she got busted flushing a patient’s body part down the…

Mrs. Akalitus: I have no choice but to initiate an internal investigation. Jackie: I resent what you’re insinuating. Why on earth would…

Jackie: (voice-over) Watch and learn. Percocet should never be crushed, broken or chewed unless you want it to hit your system like a…

Jackie: I don’t like chatty. I don’t do chatty. I like quiet. Quiet and mean. Those are my people.

Jackie Peyton: Make me good, God. But not yet.

Jackie Peyton: It’s never easy. If it does become easy, it’s time to quit.