Nurse Jackie Quotes

Jackie: I had a fight with my boyfriend. Mo-mo: That is just wrong. How do I not know you have a boyfriend? Jackie: Honey, you do all the…

Zoey: Can I at least take the knife out? Jackie: No, Zoey. Never remove a foreign object protruding from a patient. The surgeon does…

Jackie: Zoey, come here. Put your hand on here. Hold it firmly. Zoey: I can do that. Sorry, I’m just saying I could do more important…

Jackie: (to “God”): Stop picking on my nurses! Alright, pick on criminals, pick on white guys!

Jackie: (voice-over) Look at that. It’s supposed to be Florida. Who draws Florida with no sun? It’s the goddamn Sunshine State!

Jackie: Okay, it’s very simple. Everything they tell you, you type in their file, whatever they don’t tell you, but you know to be true,…

Zoey: Nights are different. Jackie: Yes. More stab wounds, more drunks, less nutjobs, less children. Okay, you prioritize by condition….

Jackie: You don’t usually work nights. What’s up? Mrs. Akalitus: You tell me. You make the nurses’ schedule, always working with your…

Zoey: I can’t believe she took the money! Jackie: Yeah, but bullshit like that comes in all the time, clogs up the waiting room, slows…

Thor: Taser? Been there, sister. 15 minutes and you’re good as new.