Nurse Jackie Quotes

O’Hara: He’s not the father. Nurse: You already told me.

Jackie: Just keep goin’. Sometimes you don’t get to keep everything you started out with.

Thor: When I was diagnosed with Type 1, I was all cry-abetes. Knowing famous people had it too made me feel better.

Coop: Did you sound even more Britishy just then?

Eddie: What kind of fu-king character witness am i really? Fu-k a guys wife then pretend to be friends with him?

Lenny: You go to Paris, I’ll go to Zales.

Mike Cruz: Ease up on the buddy buddy. You and your pathological need to be liked are gonna get us sued. Shut it down! Sew him up and cut…

Mike Cruz: Thanks for that by the way. Jackie: You owe me one. Mike Cruz: No I don’t. Jackie: That works too.

Mike Cruz: Home is home, work is work.

Divorce Lawyer: Spanx are a fu*king miracle until they go rogue on you.