Nurse Jackie Quotes

Zoey: I’m not a good breaker-upper.

Jackie: Welcome to the sh-t show.

Dr. Cruz: When you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Jackie: I don’t have a thing for doctors, I have a thing for drugs.

O’Hara: I’m toning my uterus.

Zoey: Playa hear ya, loud and clearya.

Jackie: Do you know who the father is? O’Hara: No. I want it to be a surprise.

Jackie: Coop hurt my feelings. He basically said that he never liked my hair… so now I’m gonna feel stuff?

Zoey: How do you make every outfit look like pajamas?

Zoey: Every 12 days, I go through this thing where I wish you were a completely different person for 24 hours.