Nurse Jackie Quotes

Coop: I’m like a shark, man. If I’m not moving, I’m dying.

Akalitus: Zoey Barkow, you want the shift? Zoey: I’m so flattered. Akalitus: Don’t be here. You just got here first. Zoey: I’m still…

Jackie [to O’Hara] : What can I say? I like being your girl.

Jackie: For whatever it’s worth, it is possible to love more than one person at a time. I love Kevin and I love Eddie. I might love Eddie.

John: Can I not be gay right now? Can I just be a guy whose spouse is dying?

Coop: It might comfort you to know what I have two moms. John: Comfort me why? Coop: Because you’re married… to a guy.

Coop: You’re right up her alley. Eddie: Newsflash: I’m up a lot of girls’ alleys. Coop: Did that come out wrong?

Coop: Surgery is gonna be a breeze. Jackie: Do not make promises you cannot keep.

Jackie: Shouldn’t you be peeing in a cup somewhere? Sam: Shouldn’t you?

Akalitus: I’m assessing your performances. And I’m not doing it in private.