Nurse Jackie Quotes

Thor: Florida Gators, I know. I’m gay, I’m not a girl.

Akalitus: Someone may be dying Coop: The nurses will keep him alive until I get there. That’s their job.

Akalitus: Welcome back to All Saints. Eddie: I’m gonna rock this shit. Akalitus: I wish you wouldn’t.

Jackie: There can be no secrets in this house.

Jackie: Go be with your girlfriend. Eddie: She’s not my girlfriend. You know who my girlfriend is.

O’Hara: If you and Kevin die in a fiery plane crash, they will be mine. Jackie: We don’t get away much. O’Hara: So let me pay for a trip!

Jackie: Coffee, banana, Vicodin. O’Hara: Breakfast of champions.

Jackie: How am I supposed to help her if everything is a secret?

Jackie: It’s no fun to talk about money when you don’t have it.

O’Hara: If I believed in crying at work, I’d be tearing up. I’m thrilled!