Private Practice Quotes

Derek: Archer’s awake and complaining. Am I right? Heought to be happy he’s on five of morphine. Addison: He says his vision is blurry…

Cooper: If you got to know Violet a little better … Charlotte: I’d rather have teeth pulled. Cooper: She’s my best friend, Charlotte….

Cooper: Look, I know you’re upset about me living with Violet. I know you feel excluded, but it doesn’t have to be like that. You could…

Naomi: (talking about Sam’s asthma attack) I never saw an attack this bad before. I mean he wasn’t exerting, he wasn’t walking through a…

Sam: It’s hard to believe the five of us back togeher again. Naomi: Six. Six, Archer makes six. Sam: Right, six, I forgot about Archer,…

Dell: I can’t believe it. You, pregnant. Violet: I don’t want anyone to know. Dell: What about the father? Does he know? Violet: It’s…

Cooper: You need to see someone. Violet: I’m fine. Cooper: No. You’re a doctor. You need to see Addison or Naomi about the pregnancy…

Archer: You’re a surgeon! It’s your instinct to cut, not mine.

Archer: I’m signing myself out. Naomi: What? Against all medical advice? Archer: Against your medical advice. Which makes you my doctor,…

Cooper: I need a favor, Charlotte. Charlotte: I need 3 more nurses, 6 more hours in a day, mandatory martinis at lunch, and, oh yes, to…