Private Practice Quotes

Charlotte: I slept with Archer Montgomery. I just thought you shoulds know. Cooper: No! No! You don’t get to just walk away from me after…

Pete: They’re fighting the way you should be fighting. Beverly: I don’t want to be the one … who dies. Pete: Then be the one who lives.

Addison: Why rush it? Naomi: Because I want to go away with my boyfriend. Like a woman. Like a woman with a lover. Lover. Lover, I like…

Violet: I just saw Ryan and Eleanor in the stairwell. Sheldon: You mean Ryan and Sasha? Violet: No, I mean Ryan and Eleanor. They were…

Naomi: (talking about Sam’s asthma attack) I never saw an attack this bad before. I mean he wasn’t exerting, he wasn’t walking through a…

Sam: It’s hard to believe the five of us back togeher again. Naomi: Six. Six, Archer makes six. Sam: Right, six, I forgot about Archer,…

Charlotte: I get what you’re doing for Violet. Cooper: Please tell me you’re not changing your mind. Charlotte: I get that she’s your…

Derek: Next time I save your life, Archer, a simple thank you would suffice. If you were a neurosurgeon and not just a neurotic, you…

Addison : Shut up, Derek. You cornered me. I let you corner me. This is the hotdog Thanksgiving all over again. Derek: What? Addison : Oh…

Sam: Hah! Naomi: Excuse me? Sam: I said, hah! Hah, because I was right. Hah, because it was an allergic reaction, so hah to Mark and…