Private Practice Quotes

Mark: Plastics. Charlotte: Sexology. Mark: Sexology? God, I love L.A.

Sam: Sloan is a Dachshund. Dachshunds like to eat poop.

Dell: I’m not the one that blew up the house.

Sam: Mark Sloan had you naked within an hour of his arrival. Now, what does that say to you?

Naomi: Hi. Did you sleep with Mark Sloan on the floor of your office?

Addison: I said put something on top of it. Don’t put something on me!

Addison: When did we get so… Mark: OLD! Addison: I was gonna say “sad.”

Cooper: She’s crazy cakes! Violet: That’s your diagnosis? Cooper: Crazy cakes!

Mark: What are you laughing at? Pete: Nothing. Saving the world one boob job at a time?

Sloan: Dude, you are not sticking those needles in me.