Private Practice Quotes

Naomi: [to Addison] First you sleep with your husband’s best friend, then you sleep with your best friend’s husband. You would be the…

Addison: You’re drunk. Sam: I’m not that drunk.

Dell: Grown-ups are supposed to know what to do, but when we get scared sometimes, we don’t.

Addison: If you’re still in love with the Grey girl, go back to Seattle.

Addison: Have you ever considered adoption? Sloan: Like when you pick parents from the Pennysaver? Addison: No, that’s just in Juno.

Cooper: The problem is you are a sex toy I found on the Internet.

Charlotte: It’s not my fault you are not a man.

Charlotte: You are gonna have to look in the mirror because the pot is definitely calling the black. Screwing is all you do.

Mark: What the Hell do you care, Sam? Sam: I just care.

Addison: I care about Mark Sloan. I loved him once… sure, he’s got a screwed up moral compass. But so do I.