Privileged Quotes

Megan: A doctor that does house calls, how quaint Marco: He gets $5,000 a day Megan: By quaint I mean holy crap

Megan: Good morning ladies! Sage: Okay that “first thing in the morning chipper voice” you do has to stop

Megan: I hooked you up with an organization called “Once Upon a Dress.” They provide donated dresses to high school girls who can’t…

Marco: Now pass the ketchup I need to drown out the taste of my first ever chili dog

Marco: Why don’t you write her a Dear John letter while your at it Charlie: What are you talking about? Marco: Don’t be coy with me…

Marco: How’s my little Jackie Collins doing? Megan: Huh? Marco: In my heart your up here writing trashy romance novels, don’t take that…

Rose: Sage is just mad because our friend Precious is getting all famous Sage: She’s not famous, she did a movie with elephants and…

Megan: We can talk about it as long as you want and if its really upsetting to you then.. Sage: Then you’ll leave us alone? Then okay,…

Charlie: Not every guy is gonna cheat on you Megan: You say there but I haven’t told you about the hot blond in Jacob’s office Charlie:…

Megan: Who said I’m not ready? Charlie: Another question for your therapist, by the way which I’m not