Dude visits the General with the alien ball. He wants to give it to her in exchange for full discharge and honorable pension. He's shot by Enver Gjokaj.

The surprise party isn't getting any better.

Harry is so eager to get his egg to safety that he tells Kate she has a spider in her hair.

Liv has her grandmother's secret deviled egg recipe, which she stole when she was 10. Grandma has hated her ever since. D'Arcy thinks it was worth it because those eggs are tremendous. Ben agrees!

Ben doubted her, so he doesn't get another.

Harry is worried. Alien babies like junky food, and nothing is junkier than humans.

Harry goes downstairs for ice and discovers the alien baby has been born and is talking to him.

D'Arcy stopped drinking.

Kate smells the sulfur from the basement and Ben laughs. Imagine she were pregnant?

Liv is still talking about her eggs, which Harry blamed for the sulfur smell.

Kate is all alone.

Why does Sahar hang around with Max? She's way too smart for him.

Liv lost her punch glass in the punch bowl.

D'Arcy checks on Kate. Kate hasn't taken the test because if she takes it and it's positive, then she's pregnant.

Kate wishes that her life was in New York, attending art shows. Something exciting. D'Arcy wonders why she isn't living the life she wants.

The alien baby is running about taking food. Steak isn't junk!

D'Arcy holds the pee stick because Kate is too nervous, and she pees on D'Arcy's hand.

Asta worries about the baby. Harry is lying to her about it being shellbound as the little thing is darting around the room. He doesn't want the party to end because there is pie coming.

Harry loves food.

Kate's pregnant.

Liv chats with Asta about that time at camp when she saw the UFO. She's never told anyone. She's so excited that they may not be alone. Asta brushes it off.

Jay asks Asta if they can hang out together. Asta retreats to the bathroom to cry of happiness.

Asta finds the alien baby in the toilet. It's an ugly little thing!

The alien baby has teeth, and Harry isn't sure what it means that it's running amok. The baby went out the window. Harry says they need to be inside because who knows about those outside? Max and Sahar are outside trying to get his attention.

The alien baby eats a cute little raccoon.

Sahar thinks Harry is breeding alien babies.

Mike is sharing stories with his friends about Jesse. He's laughing and wants to set him free on the lake. Dan stops him. Too windy. Not good ash-spreading weather.

Ben follows Harry to the basement. Tinkering and tinkling are not the same thing. The alien baby is trying to eat Ben, so Harry leans in to swat it away and hug Ben.

The alien baby is swimming in the punch bowl.

Kate tells D'Arcy that a resort wants to build here. D'Arcy is angry. D'Arcy is so angry about him lying, and as she lashes out, Kate wonders why he lied to her about doing nothing.

Mike decides to insert himself there, and he tells Kate that D'Arcy kissed Ben, not the other way around. D'Arcy pours herself a drink.

The story rolls like a snowball downhill, gathering steam. Everything comes out, and Kate and D'Arcy get angrier and angrier. D'Arcy spills that Kate's pregnant.

Ben apologizes about the D'Arcy stuff. Ben says he's married to a dipshit. After she revealed that she hates it in Patience, it's hard to explain why she didn't tell him about being pregnant. Right after Kate complains that they never talk anymore and only have sex, they cannot talk about the baby, either, and have sex.

The lights go out, and Ben and Kate are having sex in the bathroom.

Maybe it wasn't Evan G. Another guy is lurking around the cabin with a gun.

Sahar and Max are discovered in the basement, and Sahar unloads her thoughts.

The alien baby is under the couch. She recalls seeing an actual alien. She senses there's activity now. She's going to call the alien tracker and have him come to Patience.

D'Arcy confides in Asta about Elliott. She messed it up, and Asta says to unmess it.

Ok. The alien baby is cute and sucking its thumb. It launches itself onto Harry's head. Goliath says that there is an alien race planning to take over the race, so their people will not be coming. The lurker shoots Harry, and Asta nails him. D'Arcy ambles up on this scene and the credits roll.