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By Justin Carreiro

Veronica: This is a rerelease in stunning 4D. Cheryl: Don’t you mean 3D? Veronica: Oh no, 3D is so 1952. This is 4D, Cheryl. A new fourth…

By Justin Carreiro

Dr. Werthers: In what particular way? Betty: Well, I’m just now realizing that I don’t think I want to get married. At least not any time…

By Justin Carreiro

Cheryl: What if you and I went steady? Toni: You want steady? How would that work? It’s not like you can pin me, or like we can walk down…

By Justin Carreiro

Frank: I finally convinced our lead sponsor to recruit an outside. A kid who knows how to win games. Archie: You know me, I’ll any help…

By Justin Carreiro

Kevin: Is that how your first time went? Archie: Kevin, I’m still a virgin too. Kevin: You are?! Archie: Yeah. Kevin: Well, doesn’t that…

By Justin Carreiro

Kevin: Archie, you’re normal. Archie: Kevin, so are you! Kevin: Yeah, I want to be. More than anything. I just want to be like everybody…