Riverdale Quotes

Veronica: There’s suspending my allowance? And making me get an after-school job? Smithers, this is child abuse! Well, if they think they…

Alice: And if I catch wind of you even saying “hello” to that redheaded pervert. Well … you don’t want to see me frosted, young lady.

Betty: I was just wondering … what’s sex like? Veronica: My goodness. And I’ve barely just had my morning java.

Veronica: Repeat after me: “I am gorgeous, powerful, sexy siren at the height of my many powers. And may God have mercy on the boys of…

Mr. Fieldstone: So, what do you think? First issue, hot off the presses. Jughead: This is so boss, Boss.

Toni: As a matter of fact, I read all kinds of books. So how about you quit sticking your nose in my business before I serve you up a…

Betty: I would like a new look, please. Hairdresser: Awww. What’s giving you the gringles, Dollface? Betty: I just feel so unseen. All…

Betty: We were thinking: what if you had us both? Veronica: At the exact same time. For a very, very special date. Archie: Really?! Betty…

Nana Blossom: She has this compulsive craving for intimate, physical, and some might even say, inappropriate touching. Archie: Really?…

Julian: You gotta get your head in the game. Dilton: How do I do that? Julian: Maybe a night stuffed in a locker will help you figure it…