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J.D. has appendicitis and sees the hospital from a patient's point of view.  Elliot and Turk end up being his doctors.

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Scrubs
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Episode Number:
9

Scrubs Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Mr Davis: If it'll make you feel better, I hate this whole touchy feely culture anyway.
Elliot: Thank you!
Mr Davis: And that whole kiss hello thing.
Elliot: Ugh!
Mr Davis: Ew.
Elliot: Yeah, I don't want anyone touching me unless we're gonna have sex and even then I don't want them to overdo it

J.D.: No seriously man, I want you to know if I ever need surgery again, I want you inside of me.
Turk: I wanna be the one inside you