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Due to Turk's competitiveness, Turk convinces J.D.'s patient to go with surgery rather than medicine.  Elliot ends up falling for a patient.  Dr. Kelso fires two nurses and after Dr. Cox confronts him, he fires a third.

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Scrubs
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20

Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 Quotes

Elliot: Oh, my God. I cannot believe I talked to Sean about poo for, like, ten minutes.
Carla: Oh, relax; nobody knows.
Laverne: Hey, Poopy.
Elliot: At one point I tried changing the subject to art... But, we went from art to artists to alcohol to coffee...and that just led right back to poo!

Carla: Elliot, you know how they say no one will ever love you until you learn to love yourself?
Elliot: My mother used to say, "No one will ever love you."