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J.D. and Danni (Tara Reid) hook up, making Cox tell her that J.D. already slept with her sister, Jordan; J.D. and Cox deal with an annoying patient, Jill Tracy (Nicole Sullivan) and almost miss out an important fact after spending so little time with each patient; Kelso goes temporarily deaf after using a cheap stethoscope; Carla's medical advice to Elliot prompts a fight.

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Scrubs
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7

Scrubs Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

Janitor(over PA): A quick note for all my comatose listeners out there: all your lovers have moved on. But, if it's any consolation, my sources tell me they're happy. Well, snooze, you lose.

J.D.: So say it again.
Danni: No, you have to earn it.
J.D.: I'll try.
They kiss deeply
Dr. Cox: Oh, for God's sake, we're watching a movie here.
Jordan: Shh!
Dr. Cox: Kill me.