Carla: Remember when I first started dating Turk and I wanted to bail on him because he cried at the end of sex? Turk: Baby! J.D.: Relax Brown Bear. There's no shame in 'crymaxing'.
J.D.'s narration: Okay, time to move in for the kill. Work the fact that you're a doctor into the conversation. Just be subtle. J.D.: I'm a doctor. Uh, John Dorian. Most of my patients live.