Sex and the City Quotes

Charlotte: We’ve been trying to you know… Samantha: Fuck? Charlotte: Whatever! And it’s just not…. Samantha: Getting big and hard?…

Samantha: I just got us a reservation at Sumba next week. Carrie: Oh, fancy! Samantha: But, I could only get us a four top. Do you think…

Miranda: Their starting to die on us. Charlotte: Oh, my God! Samantha: Well, at least you weren’t stood up. Miranda: Thirty-five and…

Miranda: I’ve been trying to diagnosis myself on the Internet…. Charlotte: You can do that? Miranda: Sure, Just type in your symptoms,…

Carrie: You coming in for a landing there sister? Miranda: Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second. (the girls…

Samantha: Are you in pain? I’m in pain just looking at you. Miranda: I’m a 34-year-old woman with braces and I’m on a liquid diet. Pain…

Dr Talley: With some clients I’ve found it often helps to create your own non-threatening language, with which to talk about sex….

Carrie: Wade, wait. Wade: What? Carrie: (laughing) The chicken wings. If they see the chicken wings they’re gonna know…we were smoking…

Carrie: (thinks) On closer inspection it turned out this leaving with the parents thing wasn’t so bad. It was like having servants you…

Carrie: When your a teenager all you wanna do is buy beer. When you’ve hit thirty, all you wanna do is get carded.