August 3, 2010 | 0 Comments
Carrie: You coming in for a landing there sister? Miranda: Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second. (the girls…
Carrie: You coming in for a landing there sister? Miranda: Sorry, cute guy. I thought he was checking me out for a second. (the girls…
Samantha: Are you in pain? I’m in pain just looking at you. Miranda: I’m a 34-year-old woman with braces and I’m on a liquid diet. Pain…
Dr Talley: With some clients I’ve found it often helps to create your own non-threatening language, with which to talk about sex….
Carrie: Wade, wait. Wade: What? Carrie: (laughing) The chicken wings. If they see the chicken wings they’re gonna know…we were smoking…
Carrie: (thinks) On closer inspection it turned out this leaving with the parents thing wasn’t so bad. It was like having servants you…
Carrie: When your a teenager all you wanna do is buy beer. When you’ve hit thirty, all you wanna do is get carded.
Carrie: How old are they? Samantha: Thirteen. Carrie: But they sound…. Samantha: I know… Carrie: And they dress… Samantha: I know,…
Miranda: Her braces are sapphire. I’m a thirty-four year old nerd.
Miranda: I’m sorry are your braces blue? Girl: No, their sapphire. Oh, my God, look you have the old fashioned kind. I didn’t even know…
Carrie: Nothing surprises me anymore. Apparently, in LA housesitters are somebody and New York writers are prostitutes. Samantha:…