Sex and the City Quotes

Carrie: Would you please put these back where ever they came from, people are staring. Samantha: Please, it’s LA. No one cares if your…

Samantha: I’ve got something to make you feel better. Carrie: Oh, dildos, before 10 am I’m all perked up. Samantha: Their autographed one…

Samantha: What is it about California air? It makes me sleep so well. (Miranda nods her head in agreement) Carrie: It’s not the air, your…

Samantha: Isn’t this fun? Carrie: The answer to that would be no. Sweetie, we want to go. Samantha: What? We can’t leave yet, look they…

Samantha: I’m not going to die in this tin can, I have a date with a dildo.

Samantha: You said you knew how to drive a stick shift? Carrie: Well, I did it a couple of times in a parking lot. Miranda: Why didn’t…

Debbie: But, seriously, I’m you. You’ve had your heart broken, I’ve had my heart broken, and if I have, that means other girls have to,…

Samantha: So what do you do when your not working as a one man welcome wagon? Garth: I’m a dildo model. Samantha: You wouldn’t tease a…

Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me. Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon. Carrie: You win. So…

Charlotte: I can’t believe you’re all going to L.A. without me. Miranda: We still can’t believe you went on your honeymoon without us.