Sex and the City Quotes

Carrie: Nothing surprises me anymore. Apparently, in LA housesitters are somebody and New York writers are prostitutes. Samantha:…

Charlotte: My marriage is a fake fendi. Miranda: Excuse me? Charlotte: Trey and I look like the perfect couple from the outside but on…

Charlotte: Could you have more comdoms? Samantha: I did, yes. Charlotte: I’m just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life….

Miranda: Maybe it’s time I stopped being so angry. Carrie: But, what would you do with all your free time?

Charlotte: I really like LA. Carrie: Who wouldn’t? Keith wants to buy a three million dollar house, and I can’t even afford new curtains….

Charlotte: I can’t deal with Trey. Carrie: Okay, honey, calling to tell me that might have been a bit more economical.

(hands him a cigarette) Keith: Low tar, that’s very nice. I thought they banned these here? Carrie: I taped them to my body on the plane.

Carrie: I got mugged. She took everything I got. Samantha: It’s called the Brazilian wax. Miranda: Why didn’t you tell her to stop?…

Charlotte: So how are you? Carrie: I’m good. How are you? Charlotte: Great. Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with…

(holding up the dildo) Miranda: Wow! Nobody needs this much. You know the average woman is only five inches deep. Carrie: Is that written…