Sex and the City Quotes

Carrie: You’re a half hour late. Your doorman things I’m a hooker. Mr Big: Did you make any money? Carrie: Not funny!

Samantha: I love morning sex. Miranda: I haven’t had morning sex since I was in college, and then it was only because I didn’t have to be…

Carrie: Why is it, it’s the woman who always has to change and never the guy? Charlotte: Because we are more adaptable.

Samantha: All I’m saying is uncut men are the best. They try harder. I should know, I’ve slept with five of them. Charlotte: Out of how…

Miranda: I am so circumcising my kids. Carrie: I think you can pay people to do that now. Miranda: I don’t ever want to know there’s some…

Miranda: If eighty-five percent of men aren’t circumcised, that means I’ve only slept with fifteen percent of the poplution, tops….

Samantha: Personally, I love an uncircumcised dick. It’s like a tootsie pop, hard on the outside with a delicious surprise on the inside….

Samantha: It’s not what it looks like, it’s what they can do with it. Charlotte: Well, I don’t need one that can make it’s own carrying…

Charlotte: There was so much skin. It was like a shar pei. Carrie: You’ve never seen an uncircumcised one? Charlotte: I’m from Connecticut.

Samantha: Honey, you can’t change that about a man. It’s part of their genetic code, like farting.