Sex and the City Quotes

Miranda: If eighty-five percent of men aren’t circumcised, that means I’ve only slept with fifteen percent of the poplution, tops….

Samantha: Personally, I love an uncircumcised dick. It’s like a tootsie pop, hard on the outside with a delicious surprise on the inside….

Carrie: I want you to know my friends better. Big: I know your friends fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead, and…

Carrie: Are you telling me that you’re seriously capable of having sex with a senior? Samantha: Well, you know the saying, “All cats look…

Samantha: What’s your age ceiling for men? Carrie: Fifty. Samantha: Factor in millions and millions of dollars. Carrie: Fifty Samantha:…

Miranda: The gods are punishing me for having casual sex.

Miranda: Men are such liars. Samantha: And ninety-seven percent of them can’t fuck you worth a damn.

Miranda: If they’re not married, they’re gay or burned from a divorce, or aliens from the planet don’t date me.

Carrie: You’ve never called me your girlfriend before? Mr Big: Of course I have, just not to your face.

Man: I think I know you from somewhere. Samantha: It’s very possible we’ve fucked.