February 24, 2010 | 0 Comments
Man: I think I know you from somewhere. Samantha: It’s very possible we’ve fucked.
Man: I think I know you from somewhere. Samantha: It’s very possible we’ve fucked.
Samantha: I’m officially out of men to fuck, I have to get married or move.
Miranda: (to Samantha) If your engaged I’m selling the apartment.
Carrie: Do you believe in love at first sight? Big: I believe in lust at first sight.
Miranda: Oh, I get it, my apartment is going to be lucky for everybody but me. Carrie: What apartment isn’t lucky for Samantha.
Samantha: I don’t understand why women are so obsessed with getting married? I mean married people just want to be single again, if…
Charlotte: It’s love at first sight. Samantha: Honey, this isn’t love, its about two people justifying a week of non stop fucking….
Miranda: Everyone says that as soon as you get a place of your own, someone will propose, I thought it would be to me.
Samantha: I have to start writing things down. I also have to start drinking heavily.
Charlotte enters the room Samantha: Wow, you didn’t have to get all dressed up for us. Miranda: Why not, you did your hair?