February 24, 2010 | 0 Comments
Samantha: Hang on honey, you don’t fall in love with Mr. Pussy. You enjoy him and then set him free.
Samantha: Hang on honey, you don’t fall in love with Mr. Pussy. You enjoy him and then set him free.
Samantha is showing off her new girdle Carrie: That’s a girdle with a hole. Samantha: Of course, it has a hole, its for peeing, ectetera.
Miranda: I can’t believe this, we spend all our lives trying to hid the fat in our ass and your gonna put it right out there on your face?
Miranda: This is why I don’t date. The men out there are freaks!
Charlotte: Forget it, I’m not dating anyone who is known as Mr Pussy. Samantha: Why not? Charlotte: Maybe I want more than that….
The women are speaking about oral sex Charlotte: Would you please just stop calling it that. Samantha: Fine, going down, giving head….
Miranda: If a man is over thirty and single there’s something wrong with him. It’s Darwinian, they’re being weeded out from propagating…
Miranda: Telling your friend to leave her husband is something you just don’t do. Samantha: If she does break up with him its your fault….
Susan: It’s 100% Italian cashmere and light as a feather. Carrie: God, I love it! It’s a cashmere-acle!
(Carries shows the group a card she got from Big) Carrie: What do you think it means? Miranda: It means rip up the card. Samantha: And…