Sex and the City Quotes

Samantha: Practically all relationships I know are based on the foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusions. Take me and James for…

Miranda: Telling your friend to leave her husband is something you just don’t do. Samantha: If she does break up with him its your fault….

Carrie: If Big had any class he would’ve moved away, I was here first.

Carrie: And finally, the most important breakup rule, no matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get…

(They are all standing in front of the locker room doors of Yankee stadium waiting for the “New Yankee”) Samantha: (as a ball player…

Samantha: Why are we sitting all the way up here? Carrie: It’s the only place I can smoke without Giuliani putting me away for ten years.

Samantha: Me, James and his tiny penis, we’re one big happy family.

Miranda: All we talk about anymore is Big or balls or small dicks. How does it happen that four smart women have nothing to talk about…

Carrie: Oh, look we’ve all been there. Miranda: That’s for sure. I was once with a guy the size of those little miniature golf pencils, I…

Miranda: Don’t beat yourself up, you had certain expectations, and your disappointed. Samantha: Why? Why? Why does he have a small dick?…