Sex and the City Quotes

Carrie: I’ve spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!

Miranda: In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.

Miranda: Everyone else is glowing about my pregnancy, why can’t I?

Samantha: (to the girls) I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people. Carrie: Now it’s airborne.

Carrie (to Miranda): Do you realize you’re growing a teeny tiny penis inside you? That is so sci-fi!

Carrie: I’m missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied.

Charlotte: I feel like we don’t belong here! Carrie: That’s because we’re wearing shirts! Miranda: Seriously, why don’t straight men have…

Charlotte: I can’t believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger! Samantha: It wasn’t a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby’s friend…

(Carrie calls Samantha to make plans) Samantha: I’ll conference you with the other girls. Carrie: You know how to do that? Samantha: Of…

Miranda: These are my last months of freedom and I’m spending them in bed. Samantha: Just don’t spend them alone in bed. Miranda: I’m a…