Sex and the City Quotes

Samantha: Well it’s about fuckin time. Get over here and do me. Carrie: Is that you standard greeting now? Samantha: Oh sorry I thought…

Carrie: I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know, they are…

Aidan: What do you need two doors for? Carrie: Well, cause you know sometimes I’m in a hurry I just brriinrr that one and it’s my escape…

Samantha: For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect dick. Trey walks in to hear the…

Charlotte: Don’t talk to my friends like that! Without a baby they’re all I have! Trey: And what am I?! Charlotte: You are the man who…

Miranda: Why are you proposing? Steve: I thought that’s what you wanted! Miranda: I don’t want to marry you, Steve! Steve: Well I don’t…

(After Trey suggests trying to have a baby “the natural way”) Charlotte: Why don’t we just sit around and wait for a stork?

( Miranda opens her door to find Steve kneeling on his knee with a ring in his hand ) Miranda: What, are you fucking kidding me? Steve:…

Miranda: Why didn’t I use a condom? Carrie: You didn’t use a condom? Miranda: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted…

Miranda: Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for? Carrie: Sweetie, do you want me to leave? Miranda: No I can’t…