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On this episode of Shameless:

- Fiona is having sex with Tom the cop in his car, when a bunch of school kids run out and catch them.

- A classmate of Ian’s (Mandy) hits on him at the Kash and Grab and then tries aggressively to hook up with him.

- Ian rejects Mandy and she runs out of the house crying.

- Lip and Karen go on a date.

- Steve begs Fiona to forgive him.

- Tony sends flowers, reveals Fiona took his virginity and invites her to dinner with his mother.

- A Social Security worker comes by the house on suspicion that someone else is cashing Ginger Gallagher’s (Aunt Ginger) SS checks.

- Fiona confronts Frank, who is still living at agoraphobic Sheila’s apartment.

- Frank, Fiona, Debbie, and Veronica borrow an old lady with Alzheimer’s, from the nursing home, to pose as Aunt Ginger.

- The Social Security worker comes back with a federal agent to interview Aunt Ginger and the family is in the clear for the time being

- Meanwhile, Ian is avoiding Mandy’s brothers since they think he is the one who attacked Mandy, not the other way around.

- Lip takes the beating for him, but Ian knows he still has to deal with them.

- Ian ends up coming out of the closet to Mandy and she says she’ll pose as his girlfriend at school.

- Fiona bails on dinner at Tom’s to go see Steve.

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Shameless Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Holy shit, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.


Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.