Shameless Quotes

Frank: I’m retiring. Clerk: Mr. Gallagher, it says here you only worked six weeks in your entire life.

Carl: This is where my first job was. Shooter. Get down. Kassidi: Oh, my god. This is epic.

Fiona: Drop the lawsuit. I’ll let you out.

Frank: Hi. I’m retiring. I’d like to start receiving my social security benefits. Clerk: I’m sorry, Mr. Wessels, it says here you’re…

Lip: What are you doing, Frank? Frank: Planning my retirement to bask in the spoils of a life well lived. Lip: You mean leech of your…

Kassidy: Marry me before you leave, dumbass. Carl: Okay, fine. Kassidy: Do you have a fake I.D.?

Lady: This is the lady who’s been helping us. Fiona: What’s been going on? Lady: They’re paying us to crash here.

Xan: You fucked up, dude. She’s pissed.

Fiona: Everybody’s fucking somebody but me?

Ian: It’s kind of nice being a thing again. Trevor: The jury’s still out.