Shameless Quotes

Frank: Beautiful day for a party! Neighbors: It’s for kids, Frank. No booze!

Sheila’s husband: That’s your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you’re just crazy!

Steve: Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.

Frank: She was born with a large clitoris!

Fake Aunt Ginger: I also danced with Cab Calloway, he had the first colored penis I ever kissed.

Steve: Well if you need me, I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Veronica: I saw how you looked at Steve like a d-o-g in heat.

Veronica: Holy shit, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean? Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Frank: Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.