Shameless Quotes

Frank: All I had to do was pull out and you would have never been born. Fiona: You were too high to pull out.

Fiona: If you want to piss away every single chance that comes your way, that’s your problem, but don’t drag me into it.

Liam: I’m doing CPT. Fiona: CPT? Liam: Coloured people time.

Waitress: Your boy is in bad shape. Sierra: He’s not my boy.

Debbie: As long as it’s under a dollar, they don’t care what we charge them.

Monica: Nobody takes my fucking granddaughter.

Liam: Who are you? Monica: I’m Monica. I’m mom.

Debbie: I’m a good mom. I would never do half the shit that you’ve done to us. Why are you even here?

Monica: Deb, oh my God. You’re a woman.

Monica: Do you wanna talk for a minute? Fiona: Nope.