Shameless Quotes

Carl: Knives are in the drawer if you want to do a home abortion. Fiona: Carl!

Carl: It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.

Svetlana: They pay for dollars for espresso. They can suck my balls if they want.

Fiona: Get up old man.

Debbie: Use the downstairs toilet if you’re so fucking desperate.

Frank: What is the matter with you people? She was my soul mate. Debbie: She probably killed herself just to get away from you.

Fiona: I don’t know how much more of that I can take without stabbing him in the neck with a broken beer bottle.

Waitress: Guess our reputation as a shit hole is still safe.

Sean: Happy is overrated. Grow up, Fiona.

Bianca: Thank you. Frank: For what? Bianca: You have made me happy. I’ve never been very happy.