Shameless Quotes

Debbie: Why do guys care so much about sex? Carl: Because it feels awesome. Debbie: How would you know? Carl: If my hand’s anything like…

Lip: I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

Fiona: Hey Mike if you give me another chance, I promise not to screw your brother or commit a felony!

Carl: How can you tell when you’re in love with someone? Debbie: When you wanna rip out someone’s heart and stomp on it until it’s soup.

Mickey: You are the worst f**king pimp I’ve ever seen. Kev: Is that supposed to be some kind of insult?

Frank: Take me to The Alibi. Sammi: The bar. Frank: I’ve always been comfortable there.

Lip: I try to make it a point of not banging my roommate’s girlfriend.

V [to Fiona]: They’re all growing up. What did you expect? You need to figure out your own needs.

Fiona: I hate myself for a number of reasons right now and I’m not going to add being a snitch to the list.

Carl: You shot no one, you flew nothing, why’d you even go there in the first place? Ian: Relationship issues.