Shameless Quotes

Mickey: Sasha needs to find out that my wife’s a hooker, not a slave.

Fiona: You know I used to be your sister, not just an ATM.

V [to Fiona]: You let some dude finger you last night on the L?

Robbie: We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Carl: What happened to the ghetto nurse? V: She became a capitalist.

Frank [to Carl]: Get hard drugs, make daddy proud.

Frank: Wow so that’s my daughter, she’s kind of beautiful. Carl: She looks like you in skank form. Frank: Thank you son.

Sheila: Now what? Debbie: Ask him if he’s DTF. Sheila: DTF. What does that even mean?

Fiona: Just when I think I’ve peeled the onion on Frank, bam another layer.

Fiona: Carl, please please stop worrying about Frank. He is a black hole of endless need who will suck the life out of you.