Shameless Quotes

Fiona: When you grow up in this house you think nothing could shock you anymore but then…what is it with men and their Johnsons?

Lip [to Fiona]: So the ghetto girl thinks she can live the American Dream, huh?

Lip: When you’re poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Frank [to Debbie]: You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.

Frank: Did I cut these too short? My balls are hanging out.

Carl [to Jimmy]: You’re like our maid now.

Fiona: If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will.

V: Hey you’re Fiona Gallagher you can do anything you set your mind to, you got your GED, you’ve been raising a family of 6 since you…

Frank: Do I look like I’ve got a Costco card?

Sheila: Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherfucker.