Shameless Quotes

Fiona: Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Veronica: Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he’s a shrink’s wet dream.

Lip: Is that like a sibling brother? Or like a black guy brother.

Doctor: That’s the problem, there should only be two testicles invited to this party.

Veronica: Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?

Frank: Here’s the happy couple, Kevin and Veronica, may you always have two testicles between you. L’Chiam!

Frank [to lady in body cast]: I bet it itches like you got crabs in there.

Fiona: I’m a 60-year-old lady with the vag of a newborn.

Fiona: Debbie stole a baby; we have to figure out how to return it. Lip: Why? Fiona: It’s Debbie.

Sheila: Oh don’t mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.